If you do the weird pinball clicker thing with your tongue. No one wants you to shove your tongue in their mouths and then move it quickly from one side to the other. We're not in middle school anymore.
You have super big lips. My lips are small and I don't need your ginormous smacker eating my face off.
You don't brush your teeth on the regular.
You have really itchy facial hair. Let it grow out and get soft or shave shave shave. And no mustaches. Ever.
I'm not dating you. Making out with a bunch of randoms grosses me out.
Two words.... canker sore
And now for the most adorable movie kiss of all time.....
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