Dear green mirrored ray ban sunglasses..... will you be mine?
I fell head over heels for you the first time I saw you. You're beautiful and unique and I want you to be an extention of me. I keep telling myself lies to keep myself from ordering you.
It's winter outside ---- True, but all this white snow is totally blinding me.
I'll break them ---- Not if I buy a hard case for you and put you directly in the case as soon as you smoothly slide off my face.
It's too much money ---- Yes and no. Yes, $160 is about 16x more than I have ever paid for sunglasses in my life. Then again, I have never seen a pair of sunglasses that I loved so dearly. So, if I wear you everyday and looking amazingly hot in you then its really not that much to spend.
Dear hot yoga.... can tomorrow be the beginning of a long term love affair?
I am no athlete. I am not flexible and I have no idea how to center my mind. If there is one thing I want when I workout it is to sweat my ass off. I want to walk out looking like I just gave 1000%. I am not a "natural sweater" so these feat does not come easy. I have been to one hot yoga class before and I nearly died. I spent the majority of the class on the floor in childs pose enjoying the 10 degree difference in temperature. When I walked out of that class --- I felt like I survived. And I was soaked in sweat. I felt like a million bucks.
About a week ago I signed up for a ridiculously expensive gym membership because they have hot yoga. And kettleball classes. and a pool. But mostly its the hot yoga. So I want to see you 3x a week, get hot and sweaty for an hour and a half, increase my flexibility and decrease my waistline. Is that so much to ask?
Dear Lucky Boots....... I can't be your side chick
***Short programming note - Have you ever seen Couples Therapy on VH1? Well, its my guiltiest guilty pleasure. That's where I learned the term "side chick". It's a hot mess of crazy and I love it.
Anyway.... back to these gorgeous specimens... I need all their attention all the time.
You are so super gorgeous. I can't wait to slide you on my leg. I can already hear the compliments on your amazing physique.
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